torturing villagers tykes fun

[xanican]

tyke walked through sand, he rubbed his eyes as he walked. A wicked grin was on his small face. His eyes peirced a group of girls. He handsigned.

"Sand pup technique"
Tyke said as he hand signed.

A small puppy made of sand appeared it looked so life like it was amazing. The puppy ran over to the girls, it barked, they all thought it was so cute they picked it up and it peed all over them all.

"hahahahahha... Hilerious."
He said as the girls started going insane with rage. They began to chase him.

"d**n!"
He said as he ran off

[.:Ace:.]

A female figure stood not so far from the boy and the girls chasing him. Her black bangs shadowed her brown eyes, her fake headband was laid across her waist. Her uniform was similar to the suna's jounin outfits. Her arms were crossed perfectly across her chest. The girl had a cold expression on her face.

The girl is a dangerous shinobi, a young S-ranked criminal to be exact. But the reason nobody haven't even discovered her is because the girl hasn't done anything to cause the village a descrution and she was in a duisgise(sp?). This girl's name is Ace, Ace Xtar, the oldest of the Xtars sisters and probbly the most dangerous female shinobi in the whole nations.

[xanican]

Tyke turned and stoped as he saw a girl who was beautfiul to him. He waved his hand sending a wall of sand upwards blocking the girls from getting to him.
He walked over to her. His eyes were filled with curiosity.

"Your hot."
He said bluntly. He hand signed and a teddy bear made of sand appeared. The bear jumped at ace and hugged her.

" I know im a genius, you ever dated a prodeigy before baby?"
Tyke said kicking the sand below him. He had a cute smile on his face.

[.:Ace:.]

Ace's right eye started to twicth, a 5 year old calling her hot? "You're so dead..." said Ace dangerously, then she saw sand forming into a Teddy, Ace ducked down, advoiding a hug. After all Ace is not a huggy person. Ace growled as she threw a punch toward the teddy bear. "Sand manipulation? Insteresting..." muttered Ace.

Then her brown eyes turned to golden, Ace looked down at the boy dangerously, the sand around her was beginning to turn black, then some more black sand appeared, "Don't ever call me hot you little runt..." said Ace coldly.

[xanican]

Tyke appeared behind her. He had a smile on his face.
"Im actually in my 20s baby, im just short but you know what they say about short guys right?"
Tyke said with a flirtatious grin. He reappeared in front of her.

He now stood face to face with her. He looked to be in his 20s. He was one of the most handsome men alive. He had used transform technique to grow into a extremly handsome man.
"Do you like this form betta?"
Tyke asked with a smile.

[.:Ace:.]

Ace narrowed her eyes, the she threw another punch toward the boy, "I hate peoples who call me hot or even flirts with me!" said Ace coldly, then she made a simple handseal, "Gukisuo..." said Ace. Then her demonic eyes was laid on the boy.

If this boy got caught in this jutsu, he would feel pain and torture, the same exact of pain that Ace experinced when she was little.

[xanican]

Tyke laughed as he fell to his former self as she hit him. He hit hte ground and blood came out of his mouth.

"Hehe, think you can beat me girl?"
Tyke avoided her eyes. He was very intellgent and knew of genjutsu. He handsigned.
"Sand pup technique!"

A puppy appeared made of pure sand, it looked real. It jumped on ace and peed on her.
Tyke fell to the ground laughing.

[Gaara]

BEfore the two could do anything more drastic, sand rose from the ground and wrapped around them. "That is enough." came a cold, demanding voice. There, with sand swirling around him, was Kazekage Gaara. "I will not tolerate this sort of behavior in my village."

[.:Ace:.]

Ace realized that another charka signature appeared, Ace recated instantly, she disappeared, just in time to get out of Gaara's attack. Ace narrowed her eyes, hopefully Gaara doesn't know her face very well, afterall, she's in the Akatsuki.

Crap... thought Ace to herself, now what is she going to do?

[[[[[[[BRAINDEAD!!!!!]]]]]]]]]

[xanican]

Tyke appeared behind gaara.
"Pops whats your problem being mean to a hot girl like her?"
Tyke said to gaara. He had always admired gaara.

tyke looked back to the girl, he disappeared and reappeared in front of her.
"Dont hurt her gaara, please?"

[Gaara]

Gaara looked down at Tyke sternly. "Do not call me 'pops'." he said sternly. "I am not your father and am in no way related to you." He then looked at the older woman. "You are not of Suna. STate your name and nationality, and show me your permits."

[xanican]

"Dont matter ya are old. And im stronger anyway."
Tyke said coldly.

Tyke moved his hand and a wall of sand came upwards it was a seperation barrier between the women and gaara.

"Shes not a bad guy, so leave her alone."
Tyke said coldly.

[Gaara]

Gaara stared down at the boy. "Listen." he said in a voice far colder than Tykes. "I don't care if you're a prodigy. You are a five year old boy, and I am an adult. What more, you are a genin, and I am the Kazekage." he said, folding his arms. "As such, I am responsible for the defense of this village. I have a right to inspect foreign shinobi. Now step aside, or I'll have to strip you of your rank." he wasn't kidding.

[xanican]

ooc;
Lol gaaras way less of a hard ass.

Ic;
Tyke merely smiled.
"You know the eleders would disapprove. Being mean to a child gaara? Thats unusual of you. Your no longer the monster of suna. You have a responsibilty to all of us now. Of course if you want to spend your time picking on women and 5 year old children then do so."
Tyke laughed coldly his sand disappeared.

He fell out to the side of ace.
"Ill step out of your way, as long as you dont hurt her. Cant let you hurt a lady now can I Gaara-san."

Ooc;
gaara is a lot... whats the word for it nicer then your depicting him lol. and less of a hard ass.

[Gaara]

(True, but anyone would be pissed at being smart mouthed by a five year old when their trying to inspect a foreign ninja in war time. )